The University of Arkansas Community College at Batesville has released the 2018 spring chancellor’s and dean’s lists. Students who made the chancellor’s list achieved a 4.0 GPA during the spring term. Students who made the dean’s list achieved a 3.5 GPA during the spring semester. Hannah Keller Flanery

Chancellor’s List
Ash Flat
Andrea Churchill

Batesville
Adam Barber
Jessica Boozer
Trisha Cannon
Makenna Clark
Natalie Craft
Seanna Durham
Cynthia Espinoza
Victoria France
Sarah Frisbee
Devanie Garner
Taylor Goodman
Ashley Gould
Kaylee Gunter
Rodney Harris
Payton Howell
Rachel Jennings
Austin Johnson
Kourtney Johnson
Tracy Kennon
Russell Matthews
Katelyn Nast
Casslyn Sifford
Susan Sullens
Alex Vallejo
Randall Warn
Thomas Williams

Bald Knob
Hillary McElroy
Jackie Stacks
George Turner

Black Rock
Heather Carey

Cave City
Jennifer Bradley
Heaven Foust
Cheyenne Gilliam
Jimmy Limbaugh
Phillip Reeves

Charlotte
Morgan Bishop

Concord
Joshua Wilkes

Desha
Rebekah Paxson

Evening Shade
MacKenzye Amidon

Floral
Caylee McGuire

Mammoth Spring
Aaron Smith

Marcella
Elizabeth Ivy

Melbourne
Ashley Grimes

Mountain View
Anya Durell

Newark
Johnathon Bullard

Pleasant Plains
Valarie Miller

Salem
Robert Faulkenberry
Smithville
Kristina Balentine

Sulphur Rock
Keydra Looney
Taryn Tucker

Dean’s List
Ash Flat
Laney Boyer

Batesville
Makayla Bales
Ciara Barber
Hannah Baxter
Christopher Bethel
Sarah Bruns
Corteiz Callicutt
Calin Clark
Philip Collins
Caleb Crabtree
Sidney Croft
Gracy Cunningham
Berenice Delgado
Cole Duncan
Rochelle Frasier
Cierra Frazier
Ashley Gallegly
Maggie Gay
Ricki Gilbert
Madelyn Grady
Madison Howarth
Sky Loggains
Daniel Martin
Stephanie Minor
Daniel Montgomery
Sarah Moody
Bradey Nunnally
Christina Parr
Taylor Paul
Kolton Peacock
Ashley Phipps
Andie Pinkston
Clara Porter
Cristian Reyes
Guadalupe Reyes
Emma Skelton
Alexander Smith
Jacob Smith
Lauren Stott
Kelsey Tosh
Karina Trevino
Ally Whiteaker
Kenneth Willette

Bald Knob
Kati Gilleand

Bradford
Lauren McElroy
Carrie Turner

Cave City
Madison Evans
Shayla Herndon
Barretta Robinson
Dailyn St. John

Charlotte
Justin Paul
Reagen Yeager

Cherokee Village
Mary-Katherine Currie
Cassandra Hayward

Corinth
Jessica Lantrip

Desha
Alejandro Neri

Drasco
Laksha Sawyer
Jessica Umana
Benjamin Wahlquist

Evening Shade
Darren Walls

Floral
Brandi Davis

Judsonia
Samantha McGillvray

Locust Grove
Hunter Hall
Noah Pollett

Lynn
Molly Richey
Magness
Emily Wright

Melbourne
Hannah Anderson

Mountain View
Marissa Beach

Mount Pleasant
Luke Booker

Newark
MacKenzie Chadwick
Shanda Dubwig
Emily Stephens
Abby Summers
Malachi Talley

Newport
Misty Lettenmaier
Frederick Moore

North Little Rock
Mycah Mellon

Pleasant Plains
April Jernigan

Searcy
Jana Gordon

Strawberry
Destiny McMahon

Sulphur Rock
Craig Richardson
Brittany Scrivner
Logan Weller

Timbo
Monique Dashner

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I often go on and on about Arkansas and the things that I love about this beautiful state. I love the outdoors and I do love to share my feelings about the plants and animals with which I share this beautiful land. But this month, just this once, I'm going yo share with you something that I do NOT like. Something so vile, so insidious, that though I rarely use the word hate, I will here. And though some people do not like snakes, or beetles, or worms, cats, dogs, or even turtles, and we would disagree on all of those, I will guarantee, that we will all agree that in this case, the use of the word "hate" is justified. I hate mosquitos. Hate,hatey hate HATE!!!
I have walked this earth for 51 years so far, and my ears have heard some very questionable things uttered by some equally questionable people, but I've yet to hear anyone, anywhere say " Don't kill it, I LOVE MOSQUITOS!!!!". And just between you and I, If I ever do, it will probably be the last day that one of us walks said earth.
But in the spirit of Sun Tzu, I feel that knowing our common enemy better might ease the struggle a bit, soooo,
Despite their being a blood sucking, itch causing, irritating, aggervating little pestilence, Mosquitos are, in fact , an amazingly successful family of insects. So lets take a moment and look at a few of this spawn of hells attritbutes.
The word Mosquito is a Spanish inspired amalgam of two words, loosely meaning Little Fly. Mosquitos are one of, if not the, most prolific disease vectors known to mankind. Malaria, Yellow Fever, Chikumgunya, West Nile Virus, Dengue Fever, Filariscis, and Zika Virus, among others, are all transmitted to humans. And whilie we, in North America, are spared many of these, Mosquito transmitted diseases account for more human deaths per year worldwide than any other vector. This gives the Mosquito the undisputed title of Worlds Most Dangerous Animal.
Interesting fact... Every single mosquito that has ever bitten you, every one, was a female. Each and every itching, stinging, irratating bite was given to you by a female... The males peacefully feed on plant juices... Just saying...
After a female feeds (on your BLOOD), she lays between 50 and 100 eggs, in water. This water can be anything from a 500 acre rice field to a discarded soup can that has collected a bit of rain water. Roughly 10 days later adult mosquitos emerge, ready to feed and repeat the cycle. Females can begin to reproduce in about 28 hours after emerging, and can live up to 2 months. Males typically live about 10 days. Do the math...
This rapid fire reproduction is the main reason for the mosquitos sucess. A female can only lay eggs after a blood meal, but she can lay eggs after EVERY blood meal. A few mosquitos become many in a very short amount of time. And with only about 14 days from egg to sexual maturity, that number compounds exponentially for the entire season. Since unlike most predators, their prey survives, it can continue to be a steady food source indeffintely . And since the huge population potential allows for mass expendability of both males and females, extinction is not an issue. Mosquitos have never been eradicated from an area even with the most agressive of attempts. No where. EVER.
The mosquitos mouth is actually a very sophisticated apperartus, not the rusty dagger and lapping tounge one might imagine. Called a probiscus, it consists of 6 thin, needle like parts, called stylets. These pierce the skin and fan out , probing and searching for blood vessels. Siliva is injected to prevent coagulation of the blood and faliciltate a quick, uninterupted flow. The itching assocated with the bite is your bodies histimine reaction to this siliva.
I have always tried to offer some sort of a fond, nostalgic memory of my monthly subject in these pages, but in this case, there just simply isn't one. My ONLY fond recollection of mosquitos is that of my weekly sprayings at my shop. During the warm months, the mosquitos congergate in the rafters and corners of an outdoor shed, by the thousands. And every Saturday morning, I take great pleasure in plowing through their masses with a can of insect killer. And right or wrong, judge me if you wish, I do so relish watching with unabashed glee, as their tiny bodies rain down by the hundreds. To paraphrase a line from Apocalypse Now, " I love the smell of RAID! in the morning. It smells like VICTORY."
So, the next time your trying to grill a burger, catch a fish, or just simply mow your yard and you feel that familar stinging itch, take a second to admire the awesomely successful , highly evolved insect on you. Then, KILL IT! TWICE! And when your sure it is dead, grind its body into a gray smear. Extra points if you giggle as you do.

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Ozark Foothills Literacy Project and Americorps are hosting a food drive in honor of Americorps Week. All donations will benefit the Feed the Children Backpack Program at the First United Methodist Church in Batesville. The food drive will run from March 11th through the 17th.

Many businesses are participating in the drive by allowing OFLP to set up donation boxes. Participating Batesville businesses include: Kroger, Independence County Library, and Cash Saver. Participating Cave City businesses include: Hometown Market and Dollar General.

For more information on the OFLP Food Drive, please call 870-793-5912.

Local musicians will gather for the 10th annual Friends in Great Places Concert at 7 p.m. Feb. 24 at the University of Arkansas Community College at Batesville.
The concert will be held in Independence Hall and promises two hours of entertainment. Featured guests will include Danny Dozier, Pam Setser, Tim Crouch, Gary Rounds, Brad Apple, Kenny Loggains, Samuel Cobb and Irl Hess. Special guests this year will be Creek Rocks, and Alex Prince will join the show as a clog dancer and singer.
Cindy Woolf and Mark Bilyeu make up Creek Rocks. The duo have been playing music together since 2003 and were married in 2013. Woolf has recorded three albums as a solo artist, and Bilyeu is well-known as a member of the former Ozarks family band Big Smith. Their first album, Wolf Hunter, is a collection of 16 folk songs from the Ozarks. Selections were drawn from the collections of Max Hunter of Springfield, Mo., Bilveu’s hometown, and John Quincy Wolf of Batesville, where Woolf grew up. Joining them on the album and on stage are bassist Jason Chapman of the Chapman’s bluegrass band and percussionist Jay Williamson from Big Smith.
After intermission, local favorites will take the stage. Setser, of Mountain View, will provide vocals, mountain dulcimer, spoons and guitar. Crouch, of Strawberry, will play the fiddle, guitar, mandolin and bass. Rounds will be featured on vocals and guitar; Dozier on guitar; Apple on vocals, guitar and mandolin; Loggains on percussion; Cobb on the mandolin; and Hess on vocals and bass.
Tickets are $10 and can be purchased at the door or ahead of time at the Batesville Daily Guard, First Community Bank, Merchants and Planters Bank, UACCB and WRD Entertainment.
The Friends in Great Places concert is the main fundraiser for Kids’ College and helps provide partial scholarships to students who qualify for the free and reduced lunch program. Kids’ College has proven to be a great asset to the community, serving the youth in Independence and surrounding counties for more than 20 years. The event is sponsored by UACCB, WRD Entertainment, Bad Boy Inc., Centennial Bank, First Community Bank, FutureFuel Chemical Company and Merchants and Planter Bank.